Where’s the Party Tonight!

It’s that time of the year when the juniors kick their seniors out of the b-school and proclaim their authority as the new bullies. It’s also the time for parties, farewell parties to be more specific. Although the farewell parties are meant for the seniors it would be fair to say that it’s the juniors who end up having all the fun. Seniors are busy reminiscing their time in the college. Sob-sob. Whatever.

So, we gave our seniors a farewell party at Enigma, JW Marriott Hotel, which is one of the best night-clubs in Mumbai. It would be an unforgettable experience for all present at the party. Each one will have a story to tell from the party, I bet. But I am not going to tell any stories. Infact, I decided to honour those who gave a performance of their lifetime that night. No nominees, no bullshit, just the winners. And here they are:

Category	Winner
Best Performance – Male	Subhranshu – Jimmy Jazz
Best Performance – Female	Madhushree – Mein Madhuri Dixit banna chahti hu
Critics Award	Sudhanshu – Free as a Bird
Best Couple	Shh Shh – Hush Hush
Best Non-Performance	Surabhi – Loves the corner
Glamour Award	Surya – Haute Couture Silver Shirt or was it a tank-top
Newcomer Award	Saurav – Kid Learns to Rock
Lifetime Achievement	Rahul – French Connections

The awards are fair and based on merit. The highest briber has got the award. Who says it’s wrong? A poor soul like me needs all the money I can get, whatever the means. Sob-sob.