So, I just got over with my exams in the college. Modestly speaking, it was a brilliant performance from my side. If I don’t get a GPA of 3.8 (on 4.0) then I would have to believe that there’s a god-damn conspiracy against me by the ‘Agency’. No work all porn; uhh… sorry, play, makes me a smart boy.
Anyways, I noticed that there are 3 kinds of people who come to write an exam & have peculiar behaviours: the know-all types who act as if they know nothing; the know-nothing types who act as if they know everything; and the know-something types who can’t act & is as confused and as dumb as the IPL cheerleaders (Phew! Can’t get them outta my head!).
Here’s a snippet of the kind of conversation that takes place in the examination hall just before the exam starts:
Know-All: F***! What am I gonna do. I dunno know anything dude. I am monkey-scre***! (Let’s see what these pack of jokers know. Mwaahahahaaa!)
Know-Nothing: Chillax Mon! watchya wanna know. I was awake the whole night, studying (…watching “Panditji Batai Na Biyah Kab Hoi”!).
Confused: I... I ….don’t know…or something… Shit!
Know All: Ahh… What is the Moo…moo… what’s the name of that theory? (
Confused: Modigli…
Know Nothing: Shut Up! Its Modiji-Mixer theory…
Know-All: Ohh… what’s it all about dude… have no clue … (Ass can’t even name Modigliani-Miller… Heehee)
Confused: it’s…
Know-Nothing: Mate, u suck, u know nothing. Modiji won a Nobel Prize for this Theory… the theory deals with how to separate the ‘caste mixture’ in a society… you know, that why the name Modiji-Mixer theory. (I never knew I was so clever. Yeah!)
Confused: But…
Know-All: Wow dude! You rock, you sure are a genius! How do you know so much! I could never understand the damn theory, and you have just made it look like it’s worth dog-poop. (God save his soul)
Confused: Can I…
Know-Nothing: Yeah Mon, it’s really easy-peasy. You really should concentrate on studies man. I think am gonna be the class topper this exam. (class topper… That line is gonna get me chicks!)
Confused: Yeah but…
Know-All: I think the same too… (Class topper for sure… from the end! Mwaahhaaahaaaa!)
Confused: (Phew! Finally I get to speak) Yeah I…
