Saturday, May 31, 2008

Mumbaikars Bowels Scheduled – BMC Study

A BMC (Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation) study has recently concluded that because of the high pollution levels in the city, the bowels of Mumbaikars have been scheduled so that they are completely inactive during the night. Based on this study BMC has decided to keep the public toilets closed in the night.

My pals who are not from Mumbai have decided to challenge this decision and file a PIL against BMC for discriminating against Mumbaikars & non-Mumbaikars. This comes after they had suffered the agony of practicing Yoga (stretching your bowels to the limit is Yoga, isn’t it?!?) at 12 in the night as no Public Loo was open. Goes without saying, they followed what Shakespeare would have said if he was alive today, “the world is a toilet”.